Arrived in Kabul today, spent most of the day unpacking our gear and setting up our Command and Control Centre. We really couldn't be bothered to set up our own defences, so we bluffed our way into the ISAF secure zone and stuck up our tents. Hopefully this incompetent ragtag crew of international soldiers will present some kind of challenge to any insurgents trying to storm their way in.. but I doubt it. Transcript of earlier conversation I overheard at the entrance between a Canadian guard and a native..
Guard: Identification?
Native: Me no Taliban.
Guard: Are you sure?
Native: Me no Taliban. No shoot please good UN.
Guard: Do you have any weapons on your person?
Native: No no no AK47 no no no RPG no no no bomb.
Guard: Carry on sir.
*Gulp* But hey, what do you expect from the Canadians?
We'll be doing some surveillance on potential high ranking members of the Taliban who are operating in Kabul, and hopefully find information about Osama's whereabouts and his defence status.
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