These last few days in Paris have really been a treat. The gents all needed some R&R after the Egyptian mess and the Algerian incident. I need all the guys at tip top performance for our venture into the 'ghan.
They say that "God loved the Muslims; he gave them the Koran. But He loved the French more; he gave them Paris", and I wholeheartedly agree with whoever said that. Whoever it was, I'm sure they had a smashing time in Paris, then got kidnapped, brutally tortured and graphically executed by the same Muslims he mentioned. Well, that's what you get for saying that God loves the French. Damn French. Damn cheese-eating surrender monkeys. But by God, Paris was lovely.
Well, OSAMA WATCH is en route to Germany. We leave behind the romantic city of Paris in exchange for the cold and efficient capital of Germany. It's interesting to note that in the Cold War, East Germany was allied with the Soviets, who also happened to invade Afghanistan in the 1990's for whatever crazy vodka-induced hallucinations the Russkies dreamed of. Coincidence? I think not... Actually, scratch that. I'm just being stupid.
Hopefully our Strykers, Rapid Assault Vehicles, and heavy weaponry are ready to go. Before we leave I'm sure we'll "test drive" our wheels on the autobahn.
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