Allocate each vehicle to a testosterone filled killing machine (aka OSAMA WATCH member).
Place this combination on one end of the autobahn.
Agree upon a finish line.
Decide on the reward for winning.
DRIVE!!!
The crew spent much of the morning inspecting the newly delivered Strykers, RAVs, and heavy weaponry. Transport Officer Alex, being the speed-seeking car-crazed demon that he is, cheekily suggested a run on the autobahn to "test" the working conditions of our vehicles. Of course, being OSAMA WATCH, the crew immediately tossed away what self restraint and professionalism that ever existed and jumped on board.
Of course, I wasn't too happy with this development, but you just don't seem to be able to say "no" to a bunch of trigger happy fools with a veritable convoy of armoured combat vehicles.
Despite slight issues such as the deployment of Germany's police and military units, roadblocks, angry German officials and one flipped Stryker, the crew had a great day. As did I.
Pictured below: Rapid Assault Vehicle to be used in the 'ghan. Oboe (Alex) is driving, MasterChef (Shawn) is riding shotgun, and Katie (Tom) is on the grenade launcher.
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