Gathering Data

After an indepth questioning of every bearded man we met on the streets, we finally got somewhere. One source claims that Osama is hiding in the caves up in the mountains. Which mountain, he said, was irrelevant, as Osama supposedly had the power to vanish and reappear at a totally differnt location at will. We put that bit of info down as opium induced bullshit and set about planning our incursion into the mountains.

Of course, quite a bit of our mission will be swing and miss. There's as many caves as there are plot holes in Dan Brown novels, so we'll just have to persevere and trudge forth. Also, all our intense questioning for Osama's whereabouts may have been a slightly bad idea. Now, every Taliban agent in Kabul knows that the big boys are here to play, and are probably making excellent time on their camels to inform Osama that the challengers are here. Maybe I should consider my actions BEFORE I act... Nah.


Rhys [Staffie] interrogating a local, while Katie is offscreen, playing good cop.















Also, I think I should have reconsidered my decision to bring along our Boat Assault Division. Seems there isn't too much water in Afghanistan. Damn. They'll be chilling in Kabul while we find Osama.