Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Damn Egypt

Went on a camel back tour of the surrounding areas of Cairo, on an all expenses paid journey (expenses billed to our corporate sponsors under the label of "information gathering, fact finding mission")

Damn things are goddamn fly magnets, could probably compare the experience to sitting in a Armoured Personnel Carrier in Ambush Alley in Somalia, with bullets being poured on us by the bucketload. Bloody flies...

And the camels were in a constant state of PMS, moaning and grumbling and jerking from side to side. Didn't see much, got ripped off by tourist attraction dealers, and we lost our guide after he fell down a Spartan Death Hole in one of the pyramids.

Can't wait to get moving to Germany.

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