Back from our recent expedition into the heart of Afghanistan.
All we managed to do was to confirm that Osama is STILL the world's best Hide-and-Seek player. We tried every trick in the book, but couldn't get that slippery bastard to come out.
On the plus side, here's what we've learned:
Don't:
- Eat pork in front of your guides. Especially if your guides are Muslim and are armed.
- Get drunk and light a massive bonfire while in the middle of Taliban-held territory.
- Start shooting into the air while dancing around said bonfire.
- Shoot every moving object wearing a turban.
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