Unclassified Documentation

A moonlit stroll with our guides and interpreters.













Horse riding, cars aren't too effective.













Forward Mobile Outpost, had to leave it behind because of the treacherous terrain.














Marching along the hills

Strike One

Back from our recent expedition into the heart of Afghanistan.
All we managed to do was to confirm that Osama is STILL the world's best Hide-and-Seek player. We tried every trick in the book, but couldn't get that slippery bastard to come out.

On the plus side, here's what we've learned:

Don't:
- Eat pork in front of your guides. Especially if your guides are Muslim and are armed.

- Get drunk and light a massive bonfire while in the middle of Taliban-held territory.

- Start shooting into the air while dancing around said bonfire.

- Shoot every moving object wearing a turban.

Information Found

After a few days of intense searching, we have finally found a lead.
Had to purchase some magic beans and promise to raise our children in the way of Mohammed, but I believe it's worth it.


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Map 3